Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

(Source: butchlife)

(Source: not-afraid-of-the-storm)

(Source: emaciated-ghost)

people at my school: whats your tumblr url
me: whats tumblr
people at school: its a website where people follow you, i actually have a lot of followers haha
me: really how many
people at school: 60 haha
me:
people at school:
me:
people at school:
me: wow thatS A LOt

(Source: anaanica)

(Source: wearesolesbians)

(Source: y0uinspiredme)

gaywrites:

In which Barack Obama becomes the first president of the United States to endorse marriage equality. 

forkstew:

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